Awesome.

Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.

It's actually not a fact. The vast majority of scholarships give MEAL PLANS, which are only redeemable whenever the cafeteria is open, and at most, three meals a day. So you had a rough evening practice, and want to get something to eat at 9:15? Sorry, kid. Cafeteria's closed, and because you're on scholarship you…

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The man was a hero under enemy fire and this is how we reward him, making Sarah Palin his mother-in-law? Has he not suffered enough?

Surely someone else has already suggested this, but why not keep Fashion Police and just hire the women from Go Fug Yourself? They manage to be extremely funny and spot-on with their fashion critiques without resorting to the shitty, offensive, shaming etc behavior of the usual Fashion Police Squad.

Yeah, we do. Funny how you ideological fuckwits never question cisgender children's gender presentation. Heaven help your kids.

Supporting the L the G and maybe sometimes the B has been safe. Supporting the T is not nearly as safe.

I love companies that have the guts to do good things regardless of the inevitable backlash. Good for you, Clean and Clear.

Yes, it's racist. Like, super racist. "100%" that "race or culture"? How can you be 100% of any culture, in today's world? ...or race? Everybody's got some mix in them.

Not gonna lie... I found this website "betterhelp.com" advertised on Facebook (no, I do not work for them haha) and it's kinda perfect. You can talk to your therapist on your timetable, it's affordable, and - not gonna lie - it has been so cathartic to talk to someone other than my husband. I didn't think it would…

Oh man. This is why I will never date a Mormon woman. Like inviting Heaven's Gate to your wedding.

I miss the old days, when Cale was just the name of redneck who raced cars and got into fights.

My family is presbyterian, and the church we attended used to own a few properties out in the boonies which they used for church retreats and the such. Now the presbytery set up a deal with the archdiocese where they let catholic church groups use the properties for their retreats as well, and long story short, a…

I have never liked getting my makeup done at MAC and thought that it meant I'd hate getting it done anywhere, but I was wrong. Sephora employees are a lot more likely to listen to you, explain with reasons why they recommend against something you want or why they are recommending something you don't want, and also…

I had a similar dress. My friend came up and shoved her two fingers down the dress, between my tits. I mean, in my décolletage. I delicately objected.

Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the…

Are people never allowed to grow and evolve in their perspectives? When I was 17-20, I regularly espoused my beliefs that civil unions were fine, being trans was all made up nonsense, that abortion was wrong,and that affirmative action is bullshit.

I come from a HUGE family, half of which still live in Oklahoma. Yeah, you know this is about you, You. There was a rift in the 50s over a bunch of money from some business endeavor and that story itself is insane, but it came up at my cousin's wedding when I was 15. She had specifically stated NO FLASKS on the…