noncanonical

Good point!

DERP! I'm sorry, I meant forward. Time is hard!

It doesn't, because there are many generations between Caesar and the apes that give birth to Caesar. I don't recall if Caesar is depicted as the father of all talking apes — it doesn't seem that way since there are many non-interbreeding species of talking apes — but if he's not, then Caesar's parents might not even…

Looking at the events in the denofgeek timeline, I'm more inclined to believe that it doesn't loop, and that everything from Escape on takes place in an altered continuity. I can't recall any canonical explanation for why the Sacred Scrolls are (drastically) wrong about when apes evolve enough to become slave labor…

In a way the films become more interesting as the budgets and production values get lower and lower. It's like they have to compensate for the dwindling amount of special effects, big set pieces, and major stars, by making the storylines increasingly insane and at the same time more sedate. I haven't seen Battle in…

The producers would go on to create…Walmart. And now you know — THE REST OF THE STORY.

Series kinda goes downhill after Messy Divorce.

Counterpoint: Franco

It's pretty much as you feared…they're all actually angry at you. :(

EL DOUCHINERO ES THIS WAY

Dont do it vato dese monkeys is LOCO

que emo holmes

MORE LIKE SENSUAL ASSAULT AMIRITE DE QUIET SCHRORRM

SNAAAAARK LOL WTF JOO MAMMA

I don't ever want to feel like I did that day
I still got warts on my dick

The man sports a pretty decent falsetto

Rye > Bourbon > Whisky > Being kicked in the eyeballs > Tequila

Carousel is this way sir

humorist? more like a sadder-ist! no wait