I said "Watch out for 9/11 man!" but later I realized they would have no idea what I was talking about
I said "Watch out for 9/11 man!" but later I realized they would have no idea what I was talking about
Jameson angrily tweets Jim Beam's home address
Fuck o' the Irish!
AIN'T NOBODY PUNCHES DOWN LIKE STEVE EARLE
There once was a man named Eamon
Who was little more than a dead withered husk whose only pleasure in life came from snuffing out humor wherever he encountered it and he later died alone of canceraids
*sad riverdance*
WHOEVER WINS…WE LOSE
Uh, 1990 called, it said hey remember Wayne's World…good times
This fat fuck?
These fat fucks?
I have never seen Justified.
Fortunately no harm was done, since the only way to put a tack in a wiffle ball is blunt end out
I'd, uh, be careful next time you start your car
CHRIS GAINES > GARTH BROOKS
X angrily tweets Sergei Brin's home address
*hears the lamentation of your women*
HE USED HIS FREE HAND GOD DAMN IT
Uh, that was Jesus who gave you butt loving the other night, but not that Jesus
Could not masturbate to this. F
Drinking for Courage
Drinking to Self-Medicate
Drinking Because Drinking