Whew.  I’m glad when I got down to the comments to find I was in general agreement with most.  This sounds pretty ridiculous.

Here’s what George Carlin actually had to say about all of this: you can joke about anything, if it’s funny. You want to say Chappelle wasn’t funny? Fair enough and I don’t necessarily disagree. But who is anyone to say what can and cannot be joked about?

Do you need a hug?

Contry music has a tried and true formula!

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

“Everyone in Philly maintains a cult-like reverence for a fifth-tier snack cake brand.”

Dang, I feel a bit let down. This entry felt downright tame. Of course, I don’t think anything could top last year’s Fucktomb. I’d say this was the best dig that I don’t remember seeing in previous entries in some variation:

The true Wentz is more nuanced and complicated, with sources describing him as “selfish,” “uncompromising,” “egotistical,” one who plays “favorites” and doesn’t like to be “questioned,” one who needs to “practice what he preaches” and fails “to take accountability.”

At this rate, it’ll take FOREVER to get to New York.

Yep. The expectation is that people just need to stop whining and take whatever job they can... but if it doesn’t pay well or lacks benefits, then it’s our fault for taking it when we should’ve picked a better job. You know, the nonexistent jobs.

No, that’s a bitch move.  

That’s what you get for saying, “Wawa cheesesteaks are pretty good, for the money.”

Perfect example of how power corrupts. What a fucking waste of money. The idea that “I earned my money” is such a corrupt joke - we all earn money together, it’s just some people get more of it because of exploitation. couldn’t do my job without high end tech equipment, but I can guarantee the slaves and forced…

Come on. This goes back to “Mad World” from Donnie Darko. And probably much earlier but that was what really set the trend in motion.

“I wish for world peace!”

Look, it’s nice to go out but not have to talk to the significant other and kids for a couple of hours!

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

“First, the ball made it’s way to this British baseball and it really made her day.”

Biden sucks. This is a given.