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Guy Incognito.

“It’s over-hyped, inferior, and leaves a lingering bad taste in your mouth”

- The A.V. Club

It’s the face of someone you see smoking outside a neighborhood dive bar at noon on a Tuesday

This pisses me off, Biden is absolutely dominating the polls and he’s just out here winging it, while Warren is doing the hard work day in and day out and is barely scratching 8 percent. She’s traversing all over the country doing town halls and putting out white papers tackling every single pertinent policy issue,…

Night at the Roxbury only has an 11% approval rating. Forget trolls bashing Captain Marvel, because that alone tells me that Rotten Tomatoes is pretty useless. 

Why does the AV Club always insist on picking the lowest hanging fruit possible? “Here’s red meat for our progressive readers, chomp chomp.” Who is learning, here, and what?

This reaction always gives me pleasant memories of my first date with my my wife.

It’s a trend that can be emotionally draining; I remember trying to read ‘Closing Time’, the follow-up to ‘Catch-22', and being unable to get more than a few pages in because an old, bitter Yossarian was too heart-breaking after his hopeful flight at the end of the original novel. But that said, one of the best…

I think JO JO’s Bizarre adventure does it the way your looking for. Not that i think either is best but in Jo Jo joseph jostar is a creative prick who gets by with charisma and tricks later he ages and his grandson sees him as still a douche but hes just as silly but smarter to make up for his lack of physical body.…

Quality aside, I don’t think Indy belongs on that list. I would, however, add Han Solo and, one of the earliest offenders, Jim Phelps. 

The whole thing has such a “well actually” vibe to it. Well actually, if Laurie Strode had lived through all of that she would be fucked up for life and probably some sort of paranoid shut-in. (pushes up glasses)

>I’m feeling some serious fatigue over the current “your childhood hero became a miserable shell and/or failure” trend.

Aw man...they’re totally gonna Last Jedi Picard, aren’t they? Sad face. 

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

“It’s just basically saying to heck with society, to heck with law and order,” Michelle replies.

Eh, I did love “I’ve got nothing to prove to you.”

I’m glad we got to talk about this.

As they found a way to resurrect Gamora (mentioned only because it matches one key constraint so well), I’m sure they could have found some way to do this that didn’t result in the one “signatory” avenger - the only female, the only one deprived of a feature film, and the one who was…

Where I was comfortable with it fitting the form is in how she died a plot device. I think you could even make a credible argument that she might have been born a plot device too: show up, look sexy, say a few soft feminine things to the Hulk, have no movie of your own, and die in this movie ignoring the stakes set up…