Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

I couldn’t play The Last Jedi Monopoly without playing through The Force Awakens Monopoly first. I’d feel totally lost.

Nothing can kill The Grimace.

He's still going to be devastated over what's happened to his friends and feel responsible (his entering the Lodge made this all possible) when he learns about it, because he's Coop. I want to see the plucky, "Harry, you're alright!" Cooper back as much as anyone, but I am absolutely dreading the scene where he…

This has happened to me several times over the past month. I have about four flagged posts still pending, and I'm not sure why. They were all flagged almost immediately after I posted, so I don't think think they were flagged by another commenter and rather by some automated algorithm. If that's the case, then the…

I don't think the reviewer could quite get past the initial observation that it didn't reinvent the wheel like Part 8 did. It's a shame, because there actually is quite a bit to unpack from Part 9.

Oh yeah? Old man, is it? Well you're not getting your Frisbee back now, how do you like that?

I want to sign off all text messages with this from now on!

Ever since I got my first job, I've asserted that break-room smell is the world's worst smell. All the accumulated years of every variety of TV dinner, prepared in the same microwave that no one cleans… those disparate odors co-mingling in a room with no ventilation, soaking into the walls…

This should have been the review.

Hold on… black and white drugs, and her itchy armpits are red all over… just like the black and white floor of the lodge, with red curtains all over…

Pffft. Next you'll try to tell me that System of a Down never covered "The Legend of Zelda".

Now THAT's comedy!

"…It's grunge
It's grunge
It's grunge
Hey now…"

It's gonna be more "Singles: the Musical", when "hype!: the Musical" would be much more fun. The Lexicon of Grunge set to music just might make the endeavor almost worthwhile.

Totally authentic. It isn't even written yet and I'm already depressed.

Billy Joel says it was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'.

There's a devastating scene of Trish looking at some photographs of herself smiling with friends/family. They're ordinary photos; normal, unglamorous, but happy memories. The kind of photos we all have. They might have been taken a year or just a day before her assault, but you can sense how removed Trish feels…

I'm really glad with how the police's interactions with Trish have proceeded thus far. It doesn't sugar coat how emotionally draining and sometimes invasive it must feel for Trish, but there's no doubt about the seriousness with which the detectives are taking her or investigating the crime. I hope it serves to…

I'm kind of in TV love with Beth, and she epitomizes my earlier sentiments perhaps more than anyone. There were times in the previous series when I was upset with the way she treated Ellie, who also suffered as a result of her husband's betrayal. But at the same time I completely understood the need to find someone…