I forgot it was Pi day until reading tweet beat! So what’s everyone’s favorite pie?

Man, does anyone remember the Ground Round? That was my favorite place on Earth as a kid. I could play arcade games in the lobby, eat chicken wings, watch silent Chaplin movies, get a slider sundae... That place was the best.

why is this non story getting attention?

There is one thing and one thing only to do: You accept that you can’t control his behavior, and stop arguing with him about it. This is like trying to teach a pig to sing.

You must eat as many cheddar biscuits as possible while at Red Lobster. It’s essential to the mimesis.

I get misty. Then I get a little jealous (because my father was a garbage father and is a garbage person). Then I get happy again because my husband is an excellent father and my kids are so happy to spend time with him.

In the case of Shark Tank, I am guessing it has a lot to do with the women appearing on Shark Tank having businesses based around sweets (no bakery is worth investing in unless your own) or children’s clothing. Unfortunately, it is more common for men on the show to have more innovative ideas. They typically have more…

THIS. The whole article is a veiled tantrum about 25 year old women not being interested in them anymore. If they cared so much about having a family they could marry a woman their age, take all the money they earned focusing on career, and use alternative avenues for creating a family

Or hawaii. I liked Hawaii too!

Truly, Madly, Deeply

That just made me ugly cry. My new office mate now thinks I’m unhinged.

“Always.”

Hey Editorial, can we edit that “freelance” part out of her bio and get her a job around these parts?

Not to mention even if you get the tickets you are now going to see the artist in a massive venue with thousands of others and the speakers will be too loud so you can’t really appreciate it anyway. I don’t blame the Beatles for stopping touring; they were right.

Still not as awful as the faces Joe Cocker used to make.

Dear God I am an old. I haven’t heard a single song mentioned here, which is a good thing? I am still listening to the Yeah Yeah Yeah’s, Sufjan Stevens, and TV on the Radio. I take medication for OCD.

Yeah, Moira’s career seemed to stallout after One Tree Hill. I think, like most things in acting, it’s all about timing and opportunity.

She is nothing like Donald Trump.

This is super cute and Jimmy managed not to injure himself during it so that's good.

Oh did I forget to tell you guys? I’m Andre.