These are really cute, and the way the proportions work make a very useful illustration of how to dress a larger figure! Nicely done. I enjoyed the writing, too!

As a seven year old, I raided the kitchen for my art supplies. I took some herbs, green food coloring, lemon juice, and turmeric powder to create this. My dad was so angry at me for destroying the kitchen and geting half the spice cabinet all over the floor, but he took this, and he framed it because he thought it was…

Someone is in the midwest. It is 4º here in Chicago right now!

Whatever. It may not be totally accurate but the $50 I spent on my fitbit was worth it. It 100% shames me into walking more. Judgemental numbers do so much more for me than they should. Do whatever works for you. All I know is that getting to the step goal becomes an obsession with users and it gets you moving more.

Missy and Timba were on some truly next level shit (Or the game hasn't progressed that much) given all these songs are still absolute killers over a decade later.

I don't think that's true about Weiner, actually, at all. I would put her in an entirely different category of writing than, say, Sophie Kinsella, whose novels rely on tropes and stereotypes to push through retreads of old plots and stories. While I wouldn't say she's my favourite author, I do think she's a…

Honestly, I'm probably just showing my lack of literary credentials (beyond, you know, literacy), but he just doesn't sound like my jam. I mean, Jennifer Weiner doesn't sound like his jam, either, but at least he could just say, "I'm not interested in her books," rather than trying to make it sound like she writes…

Having never read Jonathan Franzen - but having read most of Jennifer Weiner's highly-readable novels, usually on an airplane - I can only say that this interview made me feel strongly that he is a total dickhead.

Aww, don't cry. I could go on and on about all the sweet things she did for us every time she was in-house for a show, but I don't need a chapter of a book to testify that she was nothing like her TV persona behind the scenes with us.

The thing I loved about Joan Rivers is she had that old school show biz work ethic. Like Vaudeville work ethic, where you take every damn job you can and the only real marker of success is a full calendar.

No one will top this. It is my friends' favorite story to tell at parties because no one can ever beat it:

I need to know more about that last one.

Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.

I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of…

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

If they sent this to everyone, I wouldn't really have a problem with it.

Is the biggest goddamn school in the united states of america?

He's got a hot Anderson Cooper vibe.

Now THAT is no child left behind.