Jeremy Lin mad? Jeremy Lin mad.

Melo would be a perfect fit at the Toyota Center, because when he tries to slow down the other team's offense, nothing happens.

Real Salt Lake is the worst. "Real" literally means "Royal". It was a title granted to Madrid by the fucking King of Spain in 1920. It's not just a name, it's an honorific from a foreign monarchy. What kind of idiots just rip off another team's culture and claim it as their own?

Unfortunately for soccer in the US, Olbermann is still working on the first way to get people to watch his show.

It's no surprise to hear that Warren Sapp doesn't tip.

[Warren Sapp checks account balance]

Resolved: MLB should do away with intentional walks and allow teams to put a man on first without throwing four pitches.

Used to be a time...and hell, I don't know, maybe this makes me seem old...but used to be a time when sayin' a thing like that was reserved for special occasions. Kind of like watchin' the television. Never used to be a 24 hour thing and you'd only gather around with the family after dinner and watch a show or two.…

"I did not fuck that woman right in the pussy."

I saw this live with my 5 year old and I'm still trying to help him understand. DADDY LOST HIS JOB 2 WEEKS AGO, JIMMY. IM GOING TO BE AT HOME DURING THE DAY NOW YOU DUMB SHIT.

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS FUCKING THUMB

You're thinking of "si, se puede" from the Disney Channel original, Gotta Kick it Up!

Germans tend to be, well, Grammar Something-somethings.

These games always show just how far we are from being a Belgium or Germany. Still no idea of what to do offensively, often bad fundamentals like an inability to bring down the first touch, and a defense plan largely based on running as hard as possible to stop anybody. The team still gets by on great goaltending…

The BBC commentators are suggesting that the USMNT's intensive fitness training is responsible for these in-game hamstring injuries

You stand whenever the national anthem is played anywhere, whether you are there or not and whether you can hear it or not. You also take your hat off (if you are wearing one) and put your hand over your goddamn heart.

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You guys, I literally think I have a problem.

this reminds me of Patrice O Neal saying if he ever goes out sailing he's gonna bring a white baby wearing Ugg Boots and clip it to his belt in case he gets lost