"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

Devastating.

Excellent piece Greg...wow.

Listen. In all seriousness. This is the funniest tweet I've ever seen in my life.

Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about sandy hook?"

"Then I asked him to suggest a good microbrew. And a coffeeshop for tomorrow morning."

On the plus side, it looks like he's finally gonna see some court time.

Fuck that guy.

I don't know why anyone would read your points 1-6 and think "Yeah,that seems like a good system that should continue". I mean, you yourself seem to think it's pretty fucked up that these schools offer bullshit courses and look the other way at rapes. Doesn't it make more sense to not engage in the charade of that…

This is the worst comment in the history of this site. I'm sorry.

I feel like our respective definitions of "adorable" might involve very different amounts of yelling/liking Duke.

My dad recently died of lymphoma so this really hits home. If putting Chris Berman on TV will cure cancer once and for all, then I'm all for doing the right thing and not putting Chris Berman on TV.

You've just confirmed why people think your generation is clueless when it comes to managing money. Yes $30,000 in credit card debt is extreme.

Hernandez 6/17/13 (11:35:01 P.M.): I think I messed up bad, coach. What do I say when the media starts asking the tough questions?

A creepy little girl will stand at the foot of your bed and kill you at midnight unless you send this to six people and then all your wishes will come true. Provided that your wishes are to be murdered by a creepy little girl at midnight.

Use Scrivener?

This was my Marbury v. Madison.

Probably the Bellagio.

Do any of y'all know whether it's possible to make $6745 per week working from home and using nothing but google?