Worry not, I just wired Babatunde a million dollars to both assist in his recovery and as an investment in a local mining operation.

Fuck. That was his money-wiring arm.

Lmao! A potato! Hahahaha. Good one. I can't believe no one has thought of that before!

No, I think he's referring to Steve Hawaii, known racist.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

It's nice to finally see a bunch of Europeans rip something from the hands of an African nation for a change.

Irony: see Irony.

You know why it's different? Because if I were asked to go to three different showers, buy a tux and go to a destintion bachelor party I, and every single one of the groom's friends, would tell the groom to go fuck himself.

Bullshit. The problem was never the worker on the factory floor, it was the useless white collar workers and executives who drove the car companies into the ground.

it's almost as if it's a joke and not actually a real term

I can't watch "I just can't wait to be king" video without ptsd flashbacks to the hardest level of the sega lion king game. man that was hard.

The fight broke out after a disagreement as to whether "Mexico is the Croatia of North America" or "Croatia is the Mexico of Europe."

Jesus had it on Twitter first.

I mean, it's not like he went after some superstar on Italy. Giorgio Chiellini was a bit player.

He'll deny he bit him, but come on, it's right there on (Monte)video

"Yes!"

"Hope Solo is going psychotic. She's fucking, beating people up, and we need help."

Jesus Christ, Ms. West, at least try to do your job properly.