1k for lawn care for a teeny tiny yard. I straight up laughed them off the phone. And this was after a scheduled “assessment” so they saw with their own damn eyes how small my yard is. Still, if that’s what the market bears, someone out there is willing to pay. But not me.

1k+ for lawn care?! What a racket. 

I recently moved into an upper-middle class, mostly white neighborhood. I kept expecting some kid to come by one day and offer mowing services. Months went by. My grass grew to knee high. Eventually I broke down and decided to hire a team. The “professional” services wanted to charge hundreds of dollars, plus a grand…

He could’ve cut back on the cocaine, which tends to be VERY expensive, and also isn’t even American.... and switched to a nice cheap economical local domestic meth. And he could’ve done this for yeeears and yeeears and yeeears.

I can confirm that they did let drunk teenage girls go through the drive through in invisible cars back in the 80's in Los Angeles. However, that didn’t last long! I think we only got to do it a few times.

Can confirm. They don’t serve pedestrians in the drive-through! I learned this after walking across the street from my hotel. I was like, I have to walk back to the hotel, get in my car, drive back here, drive back to the hotel? Weird rule!

Holy shit! I also have less than $10 million to my name! I’m in dire financial straits too! I’m gonna go start a GoFundMe so I can afford to live in the lifestyle I think I deserve.

I have done that on many occasion and they will not serve you, damn it! 

So unlike him.

I sent the Amy Adams clip to my mom because she has a similar problem where her cheek will hit “mute” when she’s talking on the phone.

Things have gotten so bad for Charlie that he can only afford to stagger drunkenly through the Burger King drive thru 3 times a week.

No, if he were a direct caregiver he’d be paying for all that stuff as a matter of course.

I like her, but she seems too sensible for that show. They will have to script some crazy drama to get her to fit in. 

“...Sheen has been unable to pay because of his finances, including both a pool service and a gardening service which are both noted as “past due.””

and if they aren’t that is the fault of their caregivers.

He sold his residual right for the (relatively) low lump sum of $27 million. His ex, Brooke Mueller, claims he specifically did that to pay less in child support.

I was wondering that.  Anyone know how much he’s getting just from the resids from that show?  Should be more than enough money for ANYONE to live off of.

It’s not really designed to be what’s “reasonable” but rather to try to ensure that the child(ren) have relatively the same quality of lifestyle regardless of which parent they are staying with. Part of that reasoning is for stability purposes but also partly to avoid any sort of parental alienation or a situation…

That explains why Denise Richards (might?) be joining Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. A stable source of $$$ seems like a good priority right now.

Forgetting the ten million in the bank, wouldn’t Charlie Sheen have (way more than) enough in residual payments from just Two and a Half Men to cover all his bills, lifestyle, and still have quite a lot left over?