So now Brad Pitt is a man who defends a woman’s honor. I’m guessing Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie would disagree with that.

Hey, I can star things on mobile! Are the broken things being... fixed?

Rowling has made me a fan of the “Death of the Author” mindset, where once something is published it stands on its own without further input or intent from the author. Rowling needs to just shut up with all this superfluous information she likes to put out on twitter. 

Emily Ratatouille does have have a great body. She looks great naked and she clearly knows it but outies freak me the fuck out for some reason so all I can see is her belly button when it is exposed. Thats not me trying to find a flaw in an otherwise flawless body. It is a testament to how much outie belly buttons…

Murray did always strike me as a dick.

Back when phones were legit deadly weapons

Oh look!  A violent offender wore a pretty purple suit! Cardi B would have to shoot someone on 5th Avenue before Jezebel would stop with the hagiographic coverage.

Andy Cohen, makes his coin, pitting women against each other for tv dollars, of course that question was planned.

IT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT, NO.

I hate the Bill Murray mythos. Dude hit his wife and generally seems obnoxious.

I know she jokes about this in the original article, but seriously, she can shutthefuckup about him cheating from now on. You don’t publicly brag about withholding sex from your partner then also publicly smear them for fucking other people.

Not that I want to be thinking about this in the context of Ozzy and Sharon, but since you brought it up...

Same goes for Emily Ratawhatever. Yes, she has the body, but she is awful.

I misread the Macaulay Culkin tweet as Naomi can be whatever she wants to be! She is a strong woman/snake. Then I nodded slowly in agreement. 

From all accounts I’ve heard, he’s right about Chevy Chase though. Bill Murray too. Sorry guys! 

Saved! is suuuuuuuuch a good movie!!! 

6. Seth Green’s good friend / co-star in Party Monster

kendall jenner is a model the same way paris hilton is a dj. 

Shoot also “Black or White.”

If I were Macaulay Caulkin I would address myself as