Two weeks ago, on a sunday, I was at my second job, a bookstore that I work during the weekends. On this day, Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus came in together. (She is from my city and has a house here) They bought a ton of books, they were all lovey dovey. That same day, all the news outlets were saying they broke up.…

In my West Indian family it’s wedding and Christmas cake it’s called black cake and again it’s alot of fruit soaked in alcohol.  http://www.trinigourmet.com/trinidad-black-cake/

Remember, this is the family where having a normal wedding cake (lemon-elderflower) at your own wedding is weird, because you’re supposed to have fruitcake.

Seriously! Who fucks up delicious cake with shriveled little penis carrots?

Those “carrots” (?) around the edges look like wilted french fries.

Or that republicans are more than happy to pay for Viagra for men, but we are all sluts who want free contraception.

Bobby, you really need to to stop having sympathy for Thomas Markle. He is a manipulative liar, who, at the very least, ignored the racist behavior in his older children. I was raised by a Thomas Markle. Meghan is an abuse survivor. 

So Bono wears those stupid glasses even INDOORS AT DINNER?! Good Grief.

All I care about is if it has rum soaked raisins in it. If yes, it is acceptable. I’m gonna scrape off 80% of that frosting anyway. I do like that it appears to be homemade though. (No bakery would send that out right? )

What are those things around the perimeter? Fried carrot strips? They look like desiccated goblin fingers.

Here are some of the party decorations.

Fun fact: Michael Schur - creator of Parks and Rec and the Good Place - is married to a Philbin!

Be nice, it’s not the fault of the Cornish that they have webbed fingers from centuries of inbreeding.

If it’s good carrot cake, it is the most delicious thing in the world. If not, it’s worse than expecting cake and getting salad.

I agree that she put it badly. That said, every time I attend a school event and see fathers in their late 70s on family #3 with the latest younger wife, I think about how that situation is available exclusively to men and facilitated by ED drugs and can’t help feeling that it IS a bit unfair.

Happy Birthday MA’AM???? Oh noooooo.

those things on the sides look like scary fairy tale witch fingers (no offense to real witches!)

MA’AM! I’m sure it’s an etiquette thing that my American brain doesn’t comprehend, but it looks like they forget to get her a cake and picked one up at the grocery store. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAAM

Maybe they couldn’t fit a proper title, and they are not allowed to just put, “Happy Birthday, Bitch!” as I would to one of my friends?