Insisting people use charcoal is like insisting that they keep using a horse and buggy.

Also Jesus can I please get out of the grays.

I agree with you wholeheartedly about BIG WEDDING. My wife and I got married about four years ago, and we had the Big Wedding where we even invited people we didn’t know to smooth over Family Drama, but we did a couple things that made it better for us:

Jesus Where the hell is that

Maybe you’ve realized you’ll never own one, and your brain is shutting off the love in self-defense?

Yup, I have Chinese co-workers who have “English” names. Oddly enough, none of the Indian ones do.

That exterior looks “inspired” by my Mustang.

also how the hell do I get out of the grays.

I’d never been to Monterey Car Week and decided to go to Exotics on Cannery Row this year. It was a lot of fun, and free!

There were like fifteen CCX (and Rs) at Exotics on Cannery Row so who knows.

I saw him and said “OH god don’t let him pee on the car”

This is exactly the strategy my wife’s cousin (longtime Monterey Peninsula resident) suggested.

I’ve gotten so many remarks for getting the EB but whatever man

I configured a car to match my EB Premium, saw it was about a $5K MSRP difference, and then realized there was so much more in there (packages and such) that I was OK with it.

I wish I’d bought a good wagon like you did. I bought a Taurus wagon. The one with the bubble domes and shit.

My 1988 Mercury Topaz was a decent car. I wish I had had it longer.

I had “Magic” seats like that in my 2005 Elantra hatchback.

Loving that “300s” is “not ... much horse power”

To me, it is indeed the sheer mass of the car’s behind. This is endemic of most cars these days - there’s no proportion to the rear of the car. The three-box sedan at least has some segmentation. The hatchback BMW just slopes from a fairly differentiated front and midsection to this massive, sorry, Crosstour-like ass.…

Fucking A, Drew, I get the keys on my first house on Thursday. You couldn’t have published this a month ago?