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It’s like they sat down and asked themselves how they could make HGTV whiter.

By all accounts, Britney isn’t a bad parent either. It sounds like this new lawsuit is about the presence of Jaime - and, if he’s physically harming kids, is absolutely 100% correct.

He looks douchey but I don’t think there’s been even a whisper of anything bad about him as a parent. It’s a good thing that those kids have him as a stable parental presence in their lives (I love Britney, but she’s probably still not the best in that regard).

I mean to be fair we were first introduced to him over a decade ago. Ten years ago I didn’t have custody of my child and I was doing at least $60 worth of opiates each day so we have no idea how he might have matured. 

What a mess this must be if Kevin Federline appears to be the most responsible adult present.

As long as RBG gets the drug treatment next and NO ONE FUCKING ELSE, cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt.

I fucking hate those Fantastic Beast movies, they’re a monstrosity

The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise is built entirely on Depp’s back. Those movies are still being made. He has not “lost roles” and in fact he has the vocal support of one of the most powerful storytellers alive right now (Rowling, in those awful Grindelwald movies). What a crock of shit, I hate him so much.

“1) That is bullshit, this is no longer the dark ages.”

it’s cool that so many of you live in a world free of homophobia!

The fact there are earnest users of the Jeremy Renner app is the real story of this post. 

And, critically, Jezebel is the exact place I would run to for a scathing write up of just such an interview. I am surprised that advocating for someone’s personal sexual privacy is suddenly less important than “journalistic integrity.”

Sorry, Rich, this is as bad a take as endorsing Dale Peck’s disgraceful hit piece on Pete Buttigieg last month.

Lana Del Rey sings pretty explicitly about sex. It would still look weird to see a male journalist go “how do you like to fuck, though?

Ok I love August and Everything After. But I don't like Mr. Jones.  

I read an article about the tube sites and how they are all owned and operated by shady shell companies. Who knows who really profits from them but it sure as hell ain’t the performers. The misogyny angle is one way to look at it, and it’s certainly there, but another problem is we equate fame with being rich, which

He’s Wes Anderson but with more blood. That’s it

At the risk of outing myself as having terrible taste in film, does anyone else find most of his work unwatchable? I’ve just never understood the appeal of such a high violence to plot ratio and it’s really off-putting to me.

I read Bunnicula as a child and was really taken by it. So, my parents decided to honor this love by telling me that the Easter Bunny was a vampire.