It’s amazing how that movie seems to have faded from consciousness. It’s flat-out hilarious from front to back.

I would just re-watch Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, it’s still fantastically fun. 

Almost as though they had some kind of written guide they could follow, or lean on as a crutch as needed...

It’s almost like they had a guide for those first few seasons, a well-written and thought out template to follow...

It’s like they think that a character can only have a complete arc once they’ve boned a dude. Arya’s story never required her to sleep with anyone. Brienne’s could’ve, if there was a point to it past shitty fanservice.

Thankfully, the “smug dick shitting on an innocuous article while asking, without any sense of irony, if something really needs to he written” is fertile ground hitherto untouched. Otherwise you’d look like an asshole.

The movie had two goals. Both goals were achieved.

I proofread them, run them through Grammarly, proofread them again, and then wait for the comments section to tell me what I missed. Thanks. Will edit.

I took that to be an excuse to try to put people off. My husband and I have done that with people asking about marriage/kids— Oh, we’re waiting until I get a job to get engaged, we’re can’t have kids until we get a bigger place to live, etc.

You know who spoke at my high school graduation? That’s not rhetorical, I honestly don’t know, so if you do, let me know.

Why do they seem to ignore Lilly? She’s turned into the best character but they hardly involve her in anything. I loved it a few weeks ago when she bought something and her dad’s were excited and then were like “wait, how does she have her own credit card?”

“How long have you lived in this house? It’s just going to be a pig named Baryshnikov or some damn thing.”

Everything about this story always makes me sad. 

It’s something that can happen if one spouse was homemaker or unemployed during the time of the marriage. The reasoning is that it’s kind of unfair to expect a person who has been unemployed to be able to afford, on their own, a similar kind of legal representation for a divorce as their working spouse if they’ve…

Adults don’t need a “valid excuse” to wear whatever the fuck they want, especially when it’s not to their bosses at work.   

I think she genuinely enjoys dancing even though she knows she is awkward about it often. Remember all those videos of her dancing during awards show performances from the audience? I’m a horrible dancer and super self-conscious about it so I respect someone who ignores their own awkwardness and just goes for the joy…

Or God forbid you are sick or something and throwing a coat over PJs. I don't even have kids, but I've come straight from the gym to get my friend's kid from after care when she's been stuck on a broken down train. Would the school prefer to wait for me to shower and change? The fact that fines are something like $20…

Real talk: I often wear very loud vintage pyjamas (of which I have many pairs) as a “two piece” to the office. I’ve been asked if they’re Gucci on several occasions. File that under “shit you can get away with when you’re creative director” (see also: Hawaiian print boiler suits and earrings the size of dinner plates)

That’s right - but you know what? You’re an adult, and you can dress any way you want; it doesn’t have to be an emergency, and you don’t have to explain why!

It should maybe be like church: encourage people to dress well out of respect, but accept everyone as they are and be glad they’re there. I agree with the principal that parents are a child’s first teacher, but damned if you shouldn’t be thrilled they are present and participating, no matter the circumstances of their…