"M…sir? Someone on the internet said…"
"Pay it no attention, Double-O Seven."

Professor W. Shakespeare?

Fish clown.

Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!

Not many people know Arnold's mother's name was Martha.

Madame Gao actually first appeared in the Dustin Hoffman martial arts thriller Kramer vs. Madame Gao.

The sneaky thing is so has Sue Storm, and Marvel Studios doesn't even own her.

I'd pay good money to see Mr. Haney and Arnold Ziffel fight crime.

Why yes, I've horde of ninjas.

As a stuffed animal, I object.

Geez, Paul Simon's album One Trick Pony came out in 1980, and that was not a new phrase then.

Even as a gimmick this isn't funny. Do us a favor and become some other gimmick account.

Noooooo!

"Lilith, really?"

Does anybody want to change seats with me?

Well, see, that's the thing…

"You look like the Queen of England!"
"Is he tough?"
"…uh, damn right, he's tough."
"Look at me! I'm the Queen of England, y'all!"

If that logic were true, my cat would be the prettiest and smartest kitty of them all.

Everybody dies.

Doreen