All i'm asking for is a Furrguson spinoff.

Try searching the individual story titles on comics.org. They have a large number of the old Archie titles well-indexed, and you can see how many times they've been reprinted.

Not now, but thank you for thinking of me.

"I'll alert the medieval media, sir."

Too short.

That sounds a-peeling.

A Momentary Lapse of Raisins

Ah-ha, it's you who is actually the Amazing Spider-Man!

I'm up for a gritty remake of The Kitty and Bunny Mysteries.

When the villain drills into James Bond's skull in Spectre. No gore, no blood — but that SOUND.

Moo

Naw, that'd be a chazzwozzer.

And a movie!

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Geez, Mike, you mention a boxing cats kinetoscope but no link to it? Enquiring readers who enjoy all-cat pugilistic endeavors want to know!

Comic book writer Mark Gruenwald did the ashes thing best:

Joined the Volkswagen Fantastic Four.

Fold Anna Wuck?

There was an episode of Northern Exposure where they didn't know what to do with the body of a man who had unexpectedly died in Cicely, so they shot him into the woods with a catapult.

You don't have to, but what if you want to?