It takes two hands to handle a Whopper!

A sea-based Nemo.

P. G. Wodehouse's Market Blandings. Peaceful countryside town existence, punctuated occasionally by having to kidnap a pig.

Your first visit to the A.V. Club?

I don't know, Jane Austen seemed to cover the 19th Century Nuclear War pretty thoroughly in her classic albeit expurgated novel Nuke and Nukability.

Please sir, can I have some more?

"D'you expect me to talk, Flatearther?"

Well sure; he's a moose.

He meant you need to boil your brain at 360 degrees to accept this as science.

the cow has been fed hookers and blow for years are a waste

(reads headline)

Well, then, you arrange one, and I'll definitely go to that!

Ditto our late beloved cat as well. I taped a shower curtain to the floor under the litter box and topped that off with doggy pee training pads.

"That's it! Father…I shall become a salad!"

Hey now, Psylocke is also an X-Man.

I was in Room 222, standing behind Bernie's hair.

The alternate universe older Logan from Millar's "Old Man Logan" series travelled to Marvel's Prime Earth after the events of "Secret Wars."

See the note by the third picture.

"Vedder. Vedddddder. Vedder. Vedderveddervedder. Vedder, Paul."
"Hee hee haw haw!"
"Vedder!" (pulls lapels back and forth swiftly to make it look like necktie is dancing) "Anyway, folks, we're gonna have Eddie Vedder right here on this stage tonight." (applause, cheers) "Veddddder." (does the tie thing again, tosses…

(Alec Guinness sighs and waits for the sound of the shovel scraping on his coffin above)