We also would have accepted Mike's "Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which piles up first" from that musical telephone short.

…solving esoteric crimes!

It's real!

(monocle pops out and splashes into teacup)

And a scientist!

Emma Stone shakes her fist menacingly at the WB water tower.

"And such yuge portions!"

Obama turned me into a newt!

Not to mention TWO of them!

Arthur.

Thanos very gradually collecting the Infinity Stones

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Who else but Frank Stal-AGHHHHHH

No, "sauerkraut balls" was (noun): a WWII generic insult by US military troops to the soldiers of Germany. (Usage exception: when referring to the Fuhrer, use the singular form.)

They sell frozen dinners at Family Dollar so there's your savings right there!

If the AV Club did top comments like the Guardian, this'd be right up there!

We cows refute him. #notruecow

And the hamster on the dashboard is…all of us?

I'm pretty sure Hugh Grant has/had a huge amount of money and was in relationship with one of the most beautiful women in the world and yet he still went out looking for streetwalkers. I'm pretty sure, in fact, that rich men hire more sex workers by the simple economy that they can afford to hire sex workers.

The '90s stuff is pretty influential, but come on, you can't ignore everything Don MacGregor was doing in the '70s and '80s.