Happy New Year, everyone! I'm getting the year off to a good start by enjoying the great taste of delicious savory Hormel bacon!

Wow, talk about missing your cue.

Whores you say…? (thoughtful expression)

I ripped about 700 British Christmas commercials and BBC Christmas indents from YouTube to our Roku so me and Shelly the Little Otter Puppet can just use that as a video jukebox!

"Hey Duggee," a British kid cartoon show (on Nick) about a big dog who runs a day care for little animal kids…and it's just about the most delightful thing I've seen in this awful, awful year. Each short (7 minutes) episode covers a day at the day care, with the kids doing a project of some sort and earning a badge at…

If you listen to British social comedy contemporary to the time before he died — The News Quiz, for example — there's more than a few very public discussions of just how deeply creepy he was, if not outright accusations of p-philia. I was crushed when I discovered recently that Clement Freud from Just a Minute, was…

This Whole Endless Remake Sequel Thing Is Never Going to End 2049: Coming This Summer!

Muppets Dune Christmas. With Faith Hill and Jack Black.

Lettuce stop this thread.

(flash-forward twelve years; petulant black-garbed Putter sulks in her black-painted room)

It's obvious the only solution to this whole bumblebatch would be to not make the Doctor Strange movie, then go back in time and erase all the other Marvel movies from existence, possibly stopping along the way to erase Suicide Squad as well.

They actually did an extended parody of The Great Gatsby on Family Guy a couple of weeks ago.

"Are…are we the baddies, Hans?"

I don't care!

Well, so did the last season of Sex and the City.

Looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler on vibes.

In the comics he missed graduating with his class because he was short one gym credit.

Oh, be serious: no one is going to prevent you from doing those things.

You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

Atlas.