How about substituting the insults of Dr. Zachary Smith?

Where's my honey, money?

You guessed it.

Why should we believe you? You're…well, you know.

"Jesus…Christ?" Was he on Community?

"Yer a wizard, Shermie!"

Perhaps, I don't know, add Donald and Daisy Duck to the Noah's Ark story?

I used to work at the publisher that originally (and currently) published Cummings, and we actually had a fact sheet issued to hand out when bookstores asked that. While Cummings wrote his poetry in lower case, he always wrote his name with the usual capitals.

That's some yarn there.

I sure don't see any disadvantage to having an outdoor tent-umbrella so huge that nobody can see around it. I'm sure that won't be misused at concerts, the beach, sporting events…

Why not Zoidberg?

I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.

The "dog eat dog" phrase made me read that headline as "puppy gratuitousness."

I'm glad they've got this squared away.

So is this the ethics in game journalism that it's supposedly all about?

Ricky and Putter Coogin.

I've always loved Carol-Ms. Marvel's black and lightning bolt costume, but I nitpick the exceptionally long sash (also on Phoenix). Why give an opponent something so easy to grab and pull?

"Good morning, students. Welcome to ITT's VCR Repair 101. This semester will be devoted to being kind and rewinding."

In the background behind Richard and James on the set of that last episode was a rather large elephant. No one mentioned it.

There's a "Gumshoe Comics" image on that Figgis Agency site that totally rips off artwork by Kyle Baker for the Dick Tracy movie tie-in comic. Come on, you guys — sure, it's a Dick Tracy tie-in comic, but we comics fans are completist nerds; did you think we wouldn't notice?