When he woke up, he was in Hogwarts.

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Leave Brittany alone!

Anyone else see the 30 for 30 on him? That amazing US flag blazer he wears. Is that a pair with the pants or did he buy them separately. Does he ever wear them together? FREEDOM IS SLIMMING

I like your story and I want to hang with your dad and his friends

I cant like him because of the way he spells his name

‘merikans don’t wear sleeves. Sleeves are for libdem pussies. I’m open carrying my guns. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I get to inherit my mother’s Pfaff when she no longer has a use for it. No idea of the year. It was her mother’s before her though, so likely 40's? It’s a treadle machine- but not the foot treadle kind- it’s the kind you press to the side with your knee. It feels mildly pervy to use because you have to continuously…

You ever juiced an onion? That’ll get your heart going!

So the Goths sacked Rome?

Knicks, you triangled your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never triangle.

No wonder they chucked him in a car park.

I was just thinking the same. Like something out of a sketch. “Oi, this bloke’s heavy.” thump “Come on now, you can’t just drop him.” “Look, he’s in there, isn’t he? Do you want to go down and flip him over?”

I guess you can’t have Ren Faires pre-Renaissance? Otherwise, it’s “The World of Tomorrow!”

I’m trying to think of the bluest state with an NFL team that would sign Kaepernick. That would work, right - if your fans hate Cheeto Mussolini, they’d welcome Kap.

Has there ever been a greater correlation between mediocre talent/value and political lightning rod? Won’t stand, will stand, urges political action, doesn’t vote, wears Che shirt / Castro dies, in a league dying to give Josh McCown $6 million dollars to suck.

Curses! Ye Ole spell check striketh

Needs more ducklips.