When he woke up, he was in Hogwarts.

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Leave Brittany alone!

Anyone else see the 30 for 30 on him? That amazing US flag blazer he wears. Is that a pair with the pants or did he buy them separately. Does he ever wear them together? FREEDOM IS SLIMMING

I like your story and I want to hang with your dad and his friends

I cant like him because of the way he spells his name

‘merikans don’t wear sleeves. Sleeves are for libdem pussies. I’m open carrying my guns. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So the Goths sacked Rome?

Knicks, you triangled your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never triangle.

I’m trying to think of the bluest state with an NFL team that would sign Kaepernick. That would work, right - if your fans hate Cheeto Mussolini, they’d welcome Kap.

Has there ever been a greater correlation between mediocre talent/value and political lightning rod? Won’t stand, will stand, urges political action, doesn’t vote, wears Che shirt / Castro dies, in a league dying to give Josh McCown $6 million dollars to suck.

Ehhhhhh???!!!

I hear they are leaning the opposite way and looking at Steve Alchevy.

Bring back Bobby Knight!

More like Rasmuspringa, amirite?

So is there any context to this or some guy just decided it was time to make the world rethink the line between facial hair and top of the head hair?

It could be worse.

Needs more ducklips.