From everything I’ve seen on Twitter, I believe the correct phrase is “Stick to sprots!”

Dilly dilly.

PPV of the 2016 Warriors going up against the Harlem Globetrotters? I’d buy that for a dollar!

About this, there can be no debate!

McGovern lost 49 states to 1 (17 electoral votes to Nixon’s 520), carrying only Massachussets and DC) - blowouts don’t (and mathematically can’t) get much worse.

I’m regularly disappoind.

We have two in my family!

Ah, the GCCEI. Got it.

Basketball Hell, you say? Why not a trade to the Knicks, where the New York tabloids can chew up and spit out Ball Pere and Fils, and there is no hope for basketball success in the 10 years??

“God, I hope this beef never ends.” - That’s what you say at the local churrascaria, amirite??

Cam Newton doesn’t play baseball, silly.

That’s exactly how my fever dreams feel.

Please clap.

“Oh, Noooo, I’m so sorry. It’s the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS.”

It’s a slippery slope.

I’d love to see a Star Wars movie directed by Clint Eastwood! “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for, punk!”

Have you ever been to Kentucky?? Mitch McConnell is their senior senator!

Carmelo couldn’t pass if he had a hot date with a babe . . . I lost my train of thought.

CLDS? Chorus Line Dance Studio? Center for Literacy and Disability Studies?? Customer Label Distribution System??? Google is failing me!!

I hear they’re more in to anal probes.