Walrus snuggles! ❤️❤️❤️

While the lyric, yes, can be read either way, they should have fact-checked it.

I wrestle with the conflicting beliefs that A) women are often coerced through violence and intimidation to go against their own values in the interest of self-preservation so I will give this story the benefit of the doubt and B) These are exactly the lies I would tell if I got caught committing a terrible crime if…

HAHAHA very true. “I cured my cancer with a raw vegan diet!”

I will not watch any one of these videos, but I will read this stories about them. Second-hand is about as close as I want to get to this.

...but your "all-natural" girlfriend has giant fake tits... that she claims she also got for medical reasons.........

“got a nose job cause you were snorting too much cocaine and you burnt your nose out.”

There’s always drama in the banana stand.

hated himself for leaving Paradis/drinking himself away when he should be applying himself as an actor slash father but #thataintmybusiness #justmyhottake *sips tea*

Dita von Teese served Marilyn Manson with divorce papers on his birthday, which is one of my all-time favourite stone cold bitch moves. He was cheating on her with Evan Rachel Wood at the time, which is what moves it from dick move to wholly deserved dick move.

And the fact that he’s gross.

Vanessa Paradis is SCREAMING right now I am sure

I literally watched her break up with her gf at the restaurant that I worked at. A month later...she was with Johnny. You have a chance.

I like your comment. I have been a big fan/supporter of Britney for awhile now. She's pretty intelligent to me anyways. She taught herself how to play the piano at 16 and composed the music for her song Everytime. I think that's pretty spectacular and it's apparently obvious to me that if she can do that, she's pretty…

I don’t quite understand the point of this. It seems smug. Are we supposed to be making fun of Britney Spears for not being an intellectual? That’s what it seems like, and it seems mean. She is trying to make sense of her life and broaden her horizons.

Living under it/being oppressed means relying (psychologically, emotionally) on its “approval,” not having people watch you.

Between this and the math post I am so happy for her. A love of learning is always rewarding, no matter what else comes your way.

Amen to wisdom in whichever form it comes.