Last time I went to a club this guy lectured my friends and I because apparently he’d been watching us all night and every time rando dudes came up behind us, we “ran away”. Sorry I’m shifting away from gropers. During his speech, another guy came up, put his arm around me tightly and asked if I wanted a beer. If he…

Her software needs to be updated.

yes yes yes

Why do I do these things

She is far from my ideal candidate, but:

But we don’t just need him to back the nominee, we need him to do it vigorously. In ‘08 she asked to introduce him at the convention, she made it clear to her supporters they needed to support then-candidate Obama. She gave her amazing “18 million cracks in the glass ceiling” speech and then stumped like crazy. I…

I love your umbrella idea! Zinc works well, but direct sunlight isn’t necessary, just let her breathe in the dappled shade. Sunblock is usually toxic. What, you were being facetious? Bless your soul & your vagina!

I voted for him, begrudgingly. He wasn't going to win my state anyway and I was voting more on principle than for the candidate. I hate his fucking guts now, I wish I could take back my vote, and if he somehow by some weird Salem witch spell ended up with the nomination, you couldn't convince me that he wouldn't do…

I was thinking a teeny tiny umbrella would do the trick.

In what way? I have nothing against him personally, but he cannot win at this point. He is not going to get super-delegates. He’s only been a Democrat since last year...it’s just not realistic.

Just wondering about the SPF needed when we ‘spread our legs’.

Vaginas were meant to feel the sun and the summer breezes. It’s bullshit we’re supposed to cover them up. BULLSHIT!

Well, demographic data would tell us that she would be a likely Bernie supporter. So yes, there certainly are types. Just as there are those who go against type.

The only question I "might" ask: "Do people really care what celebs say about politics, because our rapacious and hungry media outlets are really the only ones winning here." Likely she will never achieve Sarandon 'fame' or credibility. Too bad, because Sarandon is awful.

I kinda sorta get the idea that in order to reinforce the platform at the convention you don’t just wanna give up and potentially skew the delegate count.

Considering that he has exactly zero percent odds of winning the nomination, does anyone else feel that Bernie is actively trying to fuck over the Democrats at this point?

Gwyneth steams hers.

I would like the full Victorian mourning ritual. I want to be removed from the house feet first, mirrors covered, clocks stopped, photos turned around or put face down. Everyone in first mourning for weirdly measured amounts of time, then second mourning. Art made of my hair, catching all the tears shed at my funeral…

Sorry Chris, maybe you didn’t order your guys to do this. Problem is you have a history of demonstrating your lack of regard for the well being of even people you’re supposed to care for, so I guess you’re just going to have to live with this.

I wish my brother would try to hook me up with Prince Harry. Stop smoking pot and do something with my life, brother!