or even worse, boring people telling boring stories about boring things.

Okay can we talk about xoJane lately?? The other day I read the one from the woman who says that she thinks straight men just become gynecologists to grope women and I just

he looks like a damp, rapidly-aging Zach Braff in that photo.

oh, Babou.

I will. And only single men will be invited and we will have the best heterosexual orgy club in the world!

Martha Stewart has a giant NY farm and a compound in Maine. I’ll take that over a ranch any day. Plus, there’s nothing Martha can’t do.

For real though, why is it if you are a single lady looking to get her orge-on you have to bone married men????

Sipowitz in retaliation you will open your own sex club in your basement???

Call me Vanilla, but any sex that involves membership fees, tons of logistics and possible rounds of medication just sounds like way too much work. The benefit of sex is that it is basically my only leisure activity that doesn't cost me money and that I don't have to think too much about in advance.

Who’s that one guy that’s made a name for himself suing over “ladies nights” at bars? I have a feeling he’ll be all over this.

Quote from their site:

Everybody knows single guys are weird perverts. Especially single guys who go to a sex bar and sit around waiting for the appropriate moment to ask “Hey, you guys need some help?”
Single guys can just use Craig’s List, like everybody else not in the “sexual elite”.

Adding orgies to the list of things you probably shouldn’t buy at a discount, like plastic surgery or sushi.

I guess Killing Apathetic and Ineffective Oral Sex was taken?

I do not necessarily think selling your orgy sex party business around the idea that it’s cheap is the best business plan.

Martha and I are going to be so happy together. I can’t wait to learn how to fold fitted sheets!

Yeah I’ve lived in Oklahoma before and I’m not really tempted to go back. But Martha has the upstate NY farm, a place on Cape Cod ... I think I’ve made my choice. I’ll find my own threesome partners!

I mean your kill is on point, but I’ll have to think about the fuck/marry for a minute. Imagine how amazing your house would be with Martha as a wife? Plus no homeschooling ...

Martha would mentally DESTROY the other two.