I think I imagined it!! But there was this suggested list of song titles

She did have a child, Aurelien, I think with the son. I’m not sure, as her wikipedia page has conveniently removed her personal life prior to marrying Sarkozy (so, no Jagger, Clapton or Trump -this woman has no fear-). This is the basic story though:

Carla Bruni married a dude and then left him for his son. Sarkozy, if nothing else, is a brave, brave man.

I’m not sure what’s worse, him allegedly sleeping his way thru the family or that the tabloids can’t come up with better stories.

I'm pretty sure at this point the ONLY Kardashian/Jenner sister who hasn't be accused of getting with Lord Disick is Kim. I know Khloe and Kendall have been rumored to have slept with him, which means that Scott has slept with 4/5 Kardashian/Jenner girls. That shit is insane.

If I were on the jury, I would vote ‘not guilty’

My husband. It makes me want to stab him sometimes.

She performed it at some awards show, and I was shocked by how awful it was. Save that shit for your therapist.

Oh to be a fly on the wall at that Christmas dinner.

I have ALWAYS thought it was mega creepy how he started managing her when she was 12 then "waited until she was of age" (I'm paraphrasing but he said something like that in an interview) to make a move. I mean. Blech.

For starters, she needs to birth a new song to make up for that whiny, sobby mess of a track about the break-up of her marriage. That was atrocious to hear.

Using the KonMari method, she probably pulled out each individual tampon and used Kleenex, contemplated if it sparked joy, and then thanked each for their individual service.

How the FUCK does Brittney Gastineau still warrant a 2 page spread in a national magazine?

yeah, it would be terrible if people believed survivors. however would we go on.

I have a niece (by marriage) who has married two of my sister’s sons. She has a child by each of them. It’s weird. It makes for some seriously awkward family get-togethers.

What kind of monster doesn’t shut off those goddamn iphone clicks?

I 100% believe that neither Kylie nor Scott have disabled the keyboard click sounds on their iPhones.

If Kylie has a child with Scott then their child and Mason, Penelope and Reign are first cousins and half siblings.

Come on. There’s so much more going on behind Cheerios’ eyes. Especially when someone opens a can of wet food.