No, you aren’t a bad person, you’re a terrible fucking excuse for a human being. Why don’t you get a real job?

Good lord... “And even black chicks..”?!? I thought nothing could be worse than the Craigslist Casual Encounters posts.. This is worse.

I have total disdain for her outfits.

Hang on a minute, is this a situation where a special line is being introduced and it sells out in a morning? If not, then how are you getting an extra 25% online? If that is what we’re talking about, then someone behind you in the line, who has also gotten up early and waited, who is also battling the crowds at…

I remember when one of the limited designer lines with a big retailer came out, within a day the stores and online were sold out and ebay listings were popping up at ridiculous markups. Within a week the store announced they were restocking the entire line, and I laughed and laughed at all the ebayers who’d jumped the…

People who resell shit at absurd markups are the worst. Broadway tickets, limited clothing releases, when new Nike’s drop, etc...

Not to mention that the women who strip bear the burden of fees by the club and are often exposed to customers who think they can treat the dancers however they want. Why are the dancers having to jump through all these hoops when it should be the dudes with a fistful of dollars?

well yea that’s the point — if one of these two very different industries must require fingerprinting and licensing, then i wouldn’t pick strippers first

Everyone here is actually a Kardashian. We were just trying to fit in.

I’m a fan of photo bombing animals

Dear Annie,

That is one waterfall i would diffidently not be chasing. Thanks for the heads up.

Babyface.

He only sees her on Good Times reruns.

“I’m only going to tell you this one time. Stay away from my man or I will shoot you with my boob bra. You will see Fireworks. But while I’m down here is that cherry chap stick?”

Janet is a 50 year old grown ass woman, can you please stop referring to her as a baby.

MayKaGoBloom. The pod.

Don’t take parenting advice from someone with a kid named Jermajesty.