It’s so sad that he and Irina Shayk broke up. He was just getting over having his heart broken by Nadya Potemkin.

I’m pretty sure we all had a Penelope in high school, if we don’t still have one around now..

<<Australian flat iron salesman>>

I KNEW A GIRL LIKE THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL.

All of Bradley Cooper’s girlfriends sound like they are made up.

I had a co-worker who was a pathological liar (symptom of MUCH larger psychosis) and she would tell stories like that. It was fascinating that she actually thought any of the rest of us believed her. Among other things, she tried to convince us that when she was in middle school, she rigged a hidden camera on the…

Also, maybe run the kid under a shower once in a while. With the water on.

I can’t imagine what else would keep Mary-Kate from drinking and chain-smoking. That one might be true.

they know good art.

I’m still mad at that cat for sleeping with Billy Cruddup when Mary Louise Parker was pregnant with his baby, and then being totally dismissive about how shitty that was.

Wooo, he’s going to be at DragonCon this year and he’s smoking hot in person!

I’m not saying it can’t happen. I’m just saying that in this particular case (Kidman: “I had tried and failed and failed and failed. Not to be too detailed, but I’ve had an ectopic pregnancy, miscarriages and I’ve had fertility treatments”), it’s unlikely to have happened. If the gossip were that she was using a…

As opposed to the rest of the Kardashian-Jenners, who only do things for the scientific and social advancement of mankind, the arts and the environment

She went on to say, “Oh yes, I am most certainly a real person tra la la! All humans speak in this manner, do they not?”

Dust of angels, nits.

• Khloe Kardashian thinks “everything” Caitlyn Jenner does “is just for TV and ratings.”

I have never been more sure of anything in my life than that whoever mistook Nicole Richie for a homeless person did not respond the way the magazine says she did.

Sources say the couple has been trying “aggressively” to conceive

Nicole Kidman is 48 and had her youngest child by using a surrogate. You’d think the tabloids could invent something a little more believable. Do women get to escape pregnancy rumors when they turn 50? When they publicly have hysterectomies? Ever?