I HAVE 3

I have a messenger bag that has a little cartoon dude with a thought bubble with “am I in the mood for evil or pie?” and when you flip the flap, it says “evil”

This woman is definitely living her best life. How did I miss the line to sign up to basically faff around all day and get paid?

There’s also the Nina Totin’ bag! :)

I saw this in a store yesterday. Inexplicably, it's a Kate Spade handbag.

Very with the times (Costco, so in right now!), durable, and insulated to keep your 5 lb. bag of individually wrapped salmon fillets frozen for a couple hours!

The LL Bean Hunter’s Tote in camouflage comes in 3 sizes. I have the medium for everyday use, and I like the zip close version (though they make an open one as well). Get it monogrammed in neon orange (just one of 47 choices), and you have one hot tote for only $39.

pic of me at work

What a good racket. Good on you “Dr.”

Ozzy would’ve been dead younger than Amy Winehouse if Sharon hadn’t kept him alive all these years. Everything he’s managed to get and hang on to he’s got to thank Sharon for because she was his manager long before she was his wife.

Which he would not have made without hr management and domestic support.

A friend of mine said this when she was trying to explain to her parents why she had asked her husband to move out. She’s much younger than Sharon Osbourne, too. I was there for support and she just looked at me with these desperate eyes and said, “I’m still a young woman. I can’t keep doing this.” It broke my heart.

She’s super successful because her idea for the Osbornes show got picked up and struck a chord, not because of him.. Luck, persistence and timing, like most other successful people.

I’m enjoying watching those two bond a little about this. Sharon got with Ozzy when she was a teenager. Aisha and her man have been together since high school. They’be both basically only had one relationship their whole lives, which is now ending.

I can guarantee you she’s fucking tired of it.

I completely get it because I did it too. You get to a point where you know you’ve lived at least 3/4 of your life and death is coming for you sooner rather than later. You realize you need to make every minute of what’s left count because there’s no more time left to fritter away. This is your last chance to grab…

I’m more sad about Aisha Tyler’s marriage failing.

Without getting into a long thing here about aging and watching one’s friends dealing with the effects of aging (illness, dying) who can blame her? She’s spent the past 33 years cleaning up Ozzy’s messes. Maybe she’s tired of it.

Good for her. I applaud her honesty and hope she gets the support she deserves.