And WE have to keep her boyfriends straight because gawd knows she gets Facebook official every 5 months with some new dude who she feels “blessed” to have in her life. Her “sweetie” looks vaguely like last November’s sweety, but you can’t be sure. You just hope he’s not in all the 4th of July pics at mom’s house…

We had a friend like that. I got him the same vase each time because it was mean and he never noticed. Now at age 50, he’s living in the top bunk at his old room at his parent’s house and rants about liberals ruining the world.

We all know your sister...

Oh I know a lot of those too but Kaley seems like she’s a serial monogamist in that she can’t ever be single, but also one of those people who wants every moment of every relationship to be some epic love story full of moments out of a rom-com but she can’t handle the day to day regular relationship stuff. Basically,…

Oh, you know my sister?

Basically

So he’s Donald Trump?

Well that eyebrow looks suspiciously like a chemtrail.

Woo! Mentally ill and poor? ME TOO! High fives all around.

The shirtless thing may be normal, Instagraming it is probably not normal.

I think the makeup on the right isn’t great and thar’s why she looks different. Good call on the eyebrows.

Was it dead before Ozzie bit its head off?

agree, not fan of JLow, but Hillary can thank anyone she wants, any time.

That’s ok. There’s a whole article on Gawker about it right now. (And my about it, they too didn’t hear the song or sample and jumped on Hillary for merely thanking JLo for a song.)

I cannot see anywhere that anyone has been snarky about the handsome half-naked athlete in prime condition snuggling his new baby.

It wasn’t a random thank you.

You’re new here, aren’t you?

If anything, everyone’s first concern should be that poor kid’s goddamn name. Boomer???

Ms. Hudson sounds very nasally. But has some chops.

I think love, in their case, has been in and out of it and struggling to formulate a cogent sentence while fumbling for words and stammering aimlessly for quite a long time, actually.