“It’s like good sex but with a “p”?”

I related to this viscerally. My mother was angriest when she sensed that we (and especially I ) were happy, and then the rage would take over, eclipsing everything else. Our childhood was spent in fear: the toll of which is lifelong.

While they’re getting off the lawn they’ll probably take pics of the roses.

I said Bratz dolls, but Barbie is OG

Get ready to love her more, cause I’ve got a sweet anecdote:

Her first denim line was manufactured in the city I was living in at the time. It was Winnipeg, a do-nothing city in the middle-of-nowhere. My friend was working at the factory producing the jeans and said she came in as they went into production and spent 2…

If you had an opportunity to say “Suck it, Kris!” and that moment was taken from you, wouldn’t you be a little miffed?

Mad props to Victoria Beckham. She put energy and effort to get to where she is.

I think you meant artisANAL beads.

I mean, God, what was the point of even having this kid in the first place if I can’t use it for unlimited publicity?

I love absolutely everything about Victoria Beckham.

So I told this woman in the check-out line that she drew her Eye Brows way too high.

My single greatest regret about not having a child is not being able to announce to the world that I was having one :( :(

Whoa. Mad props for the Columbo reference! I love Columbo.

Oh the heartbreak, “her moment was taken from her.” Her precious moment of telling the twitterverse that she’s having her second baby. That’s such a milestone, a rite of passage that every girl dreams of from the time she is so small, this is an utter tragedy. How has this come to pass that in 2016, a supposedly…

There’s such a difference between the texture of the skin on her face, and her upper chest.

What app is that? Asking for a friend.

Gwyneth, ease up on the Juvaderm. Unless you’re storing organic nuts in those cheeks!

Ooooh, a visit to the erotic theater! Ah, I enjoy it immensely, a ribald and bawdy occasion for which there is much merriment!

Not all good sex involves a “p”, if you know what I mean. :)