6’ here and the only solution I could find as a 14yo was to be as thin as possible, because the only way to make myself acceptably feminine was to actively work against my bodies healthy set point. Years later I still battle with this every day.

Why bother if you don’t care?

I live in the gate mouth to hell(Texas,y'all) and I've come to terms with the fact that the only way I can comfortably express my inner art teacher is to accessorize with turquoise jewelry and $$$ lotta clogs. I'm trying to do my part, but the only layers that are happening are accessories and me laying down for naps.

I totally agree that it’s a generational thing. Also a child of the 70s, whose family was very etiquette aware and conscientious(my grandmother would cut you if thank you notes were not mailed with a quickness), and was taught to leave my garbage under the seat.

I don’t think it’s just random kid stress. I waited a long time to have my child(upper 30s) because I wanted to be in a good relationship, financially stable, and emotionally ready etc. Well, now I have a beautiful 2.5 year old and chronic health problems directly related to my pregnancy/c-section. My pregnancy was…

Um just because he's buddies with Rem Koolhaus(sp?) doesn't make him an actual architect.

Also his super cool NOLA architectural project was really poorly built and the homes are devolving into grody shacks that probably smell almost as bad as he does.

He looks like he has cooties

But does your husband’s dick have gingivitis?

Um excuse me, but did you even read the article? He's like a for real architect or took some classes or something. I'm sure it's ADHD compliant or whatever.

I was hoping that they’d all fall into the improperly dug outhouse hole.

That phrasing is just so fucking terrible. It instantly conjured up an image of a super cool bro dragging a little red wagon with a vagina in it, while a forlorn women trundles behind it trying to keep up.

A few years ago the clerk at the liquor store saw me slowly perusing the shelves and decided to be helpful after I told him I hadn’t really decided, so he asked what I was planning for dinner. My dumbass said SourPatchKids(in all fairness I was planning to round out my meal of cheese and crackers with some SPK). His…

Thank you for acknowledging my very serious condition; so few dr.s recognize work-related ennui.

Thank you for bringing this ray of sunshine into my life! It has mostly ameliorated the working on Sunday ennui that I've been suffering

Oh damn! I guess it’s drink o’clock, cause that's the only way I'm getting to sleep tonight now :D

James Franco 😑

We're all historians here

Statistically if you were anyone you were a child who maybe got lucky and died after their 7th B-day,whomp-whomp.

Well, Wheaton college(Billy Graham’s institution of higher learning) is still going strong last I checked and they have a free museum where you can walk into heaven. It’s got sky w/fluffy clouds on the walls and mirrored floor and ceiling and maybe some whooshy music. Those Christian docents were chill as hell about…