You’re learning Spanish. Good! Because by 2050, the US will be the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world. And there’s nothing you can do about it, mayo-eater.

you’re next, dickface.

I think this phenomenon is what the OP is referring to:

Yeah. This was weird. How does yelling at the incoming chef help anything, Steve?

An insanely beautiful version that makes the song actually listenable and was also punk rock in how many people were incensed by it.

That is the intense nasal inhaling of someone who can’t catch his breath when he’s just standing there and talking. Trump doesn’t need to worry about Mueller. He needs to worry about his heart exploding.

Just stopping by to say Serpico is a boring trash movie that oozes cheese. Completely unwatchable.

You’re a pissbaby licking the boots of a moron. You deserve to be ridiculed until the end of time.

+1 college credit

I’d be willing to bet your black friends took offense. They just didn’t want to turn it into a whole thing with you. Wouldn’t be surprising the way you’re punching your keyboard because a person on the internet wrote a comment that somehow struck a nerve even though it wasn’t directed at you. You know you shouldn’t…

Assuming you’re correct (you’re not.), who cares? If part of someone’s personal brand is “I give a shit about the troops more than paying lip service to them and want to advocate for their health care,” then that’s great. It certainly beats, “I like to go on sports blogs and complain about a guy who isn’t managing his…

The way he explained the story was “He came up and introduced himself, and we just got to talking.”

Hopefully like this:

Anyone who kicks the shit out of Rand Paul is automatically in the right.

Take your own advice and shut the fuck up, worm.

Nobody buys music anymore. : (

Billy Martin carried on the long tradition of monstrous pieces of shit hiding behind their religious piety.

I’d say Steve King should be stuffed in a sack filled with venomous snakes and thrown into a river, but then I’d feel bad for the snakes.

Round these Republican fuckers up, grind them into a paste, set the paste on fire, bury the ashes, and then nuke the burial site.

If you’re expecting JT to be anything but a bland piece of dry toast, you’re going to be disappointed.