Don’t worry. I’m not voting for Trump, which is a vote for Biden apparently.

i’m down

Any classic rock list without The Kinks at or near the top is dogshit.

I say this with the utmost respect to the Deadspin staff: The Kinks should be #2 on this list, you fucking shitty-taste-having salad tossers. Please and thank you.

The reality is The Who and Steely Dan suck shit.

If you believe the founders created the 2A to enshrine a method to overthrow the young government they were trying to jumpstart, you really don’t know much about the founders.

pretty cool Raiders poster in the background. lol

“I’m not a troll. My brain is really this shitty!”

you must have missed the part when he said “fuck you”, so fuck you

when the president is a racist, he deserves to hear it over & over again until blood pours out of his ears

It’s also a damning statement against capitalism.

I imagine it’s the same as the dropped third strike rule in that with less than 2 outs, the batter can’t advance when there’s a runner on 1st.

He read about manspreading recently, because, like most conservatives, he’s completely out of the loop with the cultural conversation, and so now in order to trigger the libs, he has adopted this ridiculous sitting position.

A Generation Of Future Torontonians Lost After An Enraged Green Carries Out What Authorities Are Calling ‘The Nardpocalypse’

As the sun lazily passed overhead, exhausted players stripped off their jerseys and sat on the ledge overlooking the Pacific, tetas melting down their fingers.

I was reading that it was quite the opposite: this definition wasn’t all that obscure for someone who is supposed to be researching the subject. There are court records on the Old Bailey website, like this:

straight up

Dunno if you’re joking or what, but there was a lot wrong with Harden’s eye, because Draymond’s finger went into it in Game 2. At the same time, there was a lot wrong with Curry’s left hand, as he dislocated his finger in the same game. It’s a physical game. Shit happens.

When she appeared on the screen, I could hear the announcers’ internal monologue screaming to let this one go.