Pssssssh. No.

Shut up and sit down, you bootlicker.

lol. keep hitting reply, little man.

Psssh. You’re not laughing. You’re obviously furious. You’re a sad, angry loser with his ass hanging out for all to see. Maybe get off the computer for two minutes?

I was 8 and a Giants fan, and candy was easily in my Top 3 of things I cared about. Naturally, Candy Maldonado was my favorite player.

A self-described elitist & yet a terribly mediocre dipshit. Libertarians are all the same.

This is really funny. Please God let this be a joke.

No, it’s biased against illiterate sad sacks of shit like you. Back to your hole, you worm.

You are dumb and stupid and fuck you.

I’ve given up waiting for these shitbags to figure it out, so I have a different plea: why can’t these bloated dumbfucks drop dead of heart attacks yesterday?

Good point, not to mention Celia Cruz, Alvarez Guedes, Maria Conchita Alonso, and my Pops (Without revealing too much, he made some significant contributions to the field of medicine.). Still, that Cruz/Rubio connection takes us down several pegs.

Oh yeah. My parents used to go off on how soft and weak Puerto Ricans were and how they stole the Cuban flag and just inverted the colors and on and on... And then bring up Mexicans, and they’d talk about how their style of Spanish sounds stupid.

My family is from Cuba, and Angel Hernandez is our greatest shame after Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio. Goddamn, we really churn out some trash-ass motherfuckers, don’t we?

Well, this is easy. I feel nothing for her. She fell into the gears of the terrible machinery she has served all these years, and she will learn nothing. Next!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UiyLtMPuWRA

Evangelicals are people who already have a lifetime of practice willfully ignoring overwhelming evidence in order to maintain their fantastical worldview. The Big Bang? No, the Earth is 6000 years old. Global warming? A conspiracy devised by fat cat scientists. Dinosaurs? God put them here as a test.

You voted for the constant spray of sewage coming out of the White House. Now you have to sit in the smell like the rest of us.

No. Sorry. Elections have consequences, and everywhere we look we’re to be reminded of the rising ocean of diarrhea that will soon drown us all.

I recommend using some of your mental energy working on ways to advance guillotine technology. It’s been neglected for far too long, and it’s long overdue for a comeback.