Where were you 25 years ago when I needed this tip and still wouldn’t have been able to pull it off?

Elsie is dead. Bernard strangled her under Ford’s command. Unless I missed something.

Oh, damn! Totally forgot about this game, and, boy, I really sucked at it.

As a Cuban-American, LeBatard’s Papi’s joy at joking around with Kiko Alonso has me laughing, his accent has me missing my parents & grandparents, and him mentioning arroz con frijoles, maduros, & picadillo is making me hungry. Man, this short video struck a nerve with me more than Castro kicking the bucket. This is…

Obviously, his comment really hurt you, but you know what it says in the Bible about not forgiving people? It’s against it.

Before posting, you should watch at least one basketball game. It really is a fantastic sport.

If I ever met him, I’d first thank him for the hours of entertainment he provided the younger me. The second thing I’d do is bring up this cartoon and say, “What the fuck?!?!?!”

Right? I still randomly think about it from time to time and get needlessly annoyed.

Is it “Cow Tools”? Cuz this made no fucking sense whatsoever to my 9-year-old mind, and I still don’t get it. The only thing that has given me peace of mind is the fact Larson wrote about it and said he was having an “off day”.

“Good news! Now, we alone can help alleviate the guilt and pain you are burdened with that are, of course, the natural result of centuries of our own women-hating, shitty teachings. Old white farts giveth, and we taketh away. You’re welcome!”

You got your precious attention. Happy now?

Fuck this show.

Suckers gotta suck.

You got flame-broiled, kid. Every stale comment you’ve made has been slapped back into your weak chin. Walk the fuck away.

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Sure you are.

Whatever it takes for you to get your mind off the fact that your candidate and political party are all in flames. Deep down, it must be tough to know that your belief system will be rejected by your children and their generation even as you isolate yourself and surround yourself with an ever-decreasing group of…

That particular story has passed, because there’s only so much journalists can mine from it. It did, however, kick open the doors, and his treatment of women and his crimes are going to be front and center right up until election day. Believe that!

It’s not just you. I want him ruined. I want Melania to leave him, but then I want her life to fall apart. I want his children to lose everything and live long lives broken and penniless. I want his buildings to crumble, and I want all of their eyes to bleed from their perpetual weeping and all of their teeth ground…