I want to believe Clinton is blasting this song right now, dancing with a glass of champagne in her hand.

You can’t tell me that Clinton isn’t dancing to this song with a glass of champagne in her hand right now.

But, that’s the thing. Nobody is asking you to forgive them (not that this inmate needed your forgiveness anyway considering you weren’t hurt by his actions). We also aren’t saying this person should’ve been released from prison. We just believe inmates shouldn’t be treated so cruelly that they’re driven to suicide. A…

Empathy is not a finite resource, and if you can only feel it for the sinless, you’re not doing it correctly.

You went to a better college than me, and all you have to show for it is this weaksauce internet comment? Your daddy wasted his money. Sad!

Big Tebow fan, huh? I knew they existed, but I didn’t think they knew how to use the internet.

These are the kids Clinton is congratulating Trump for fathering? Yikes! Hillary lost me there.

If you told me there existed a tape that could simultaneously destroy Trump’s political career and Billy Bush’s showbiz career, I wouldn’t have believed you, but I still would’ve kissed the ring of your beautiful imagination.

TBS probably has a bigger budget than a blog to ensure that they, the only channel covering the game, present their factoids accurately. Of course, considering TBS’ announcers, their shitty sound, and their wonky-ass pitch tracker, I’ve clearly set my expectations too high.

And yet not quite as weak as someone farting out bland insults while heroically hiding behind the cover of anonymity.

Judging from last night, I think the point of Tim Kaine was and is to be the obnoxious interrupting asshole that Hillary can’t be. Since part of the American electorate clearly wants to be ruled by an authoritarian despot, having Kaine play the Trump-lite pushy prick isn’t a terrible strategy.

If you don’t want people stomping on something, maybe don’t put it on the ground?

I’m almost finished with Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy, and the way he depicts the Southwest in 1850 makes the entire time sound depressingly awful. Back To The Future 3 was a lie!

Classic chicken costume would’ve been better.

It’s never been adequately explained to me how a Trump presidency helps progressive causes. After he attempts a transparent grift on Putin, gets caught, and starts global thermonuclear war, Jill Stein still won’t be the warlord we need to drive the mutants back to The EverBlaze* after stealing the gasoline out of New…

Did you not want to jinx it? Because this is exactly how you jinx it!!!

He’s working on it, apparently. He had an opposite field single in the very same game that would’ve been a routine grounder for the 3B if not for the shift. He’s also bunted away from the shift successfully, so he’s not just some dipshit that won’t adjust.

I’m boggled by the mic-not-working statement. Nobody anywhere heard any of the crackling or the volume drops he’s claiming. In fact, we had a hard time hearing Clinton over his interrupting mouth farts. The sniffles is just one more attempt at the idiot Jedi Mind Trick he tries so often.

Absolutely. I’ve watched this video five times now and noticed it on the last time through. Not every announcer is dialed into the awareness that sometimes it’s best to let the moment speak for itself.

That poor woman.