Go. Nobody cares, man.

You’re getting destroyed here. Please stop. It’s hard to watch. Live to defend an undeserving shitbag like Ditka another day.

As others have commented, autocorrect may have helped him out with sauté but not pâté. Still, why even mention it? In the time it took to explain it, he could’ve copied and pasted it from a Google search or whatever.

Nope.

Yeah, you’re right. I was just trying to make a funny.

“Can’t find the accent so it reads weird even tho I just fucking used it on the word sautéed.”

Any party without brown people is already no fun.

Last season, Jesus Christ. Amazing, but overall it’s one of those things where I understand if people don’t like it. It’s an emotional slog, so at times I didn’t really feel like delving into this depressing world, but the payoffs make it all worth it. I don’t understand someone saying they hatewatch it just to laugh…

I’m with you. The Leftovers is fantastic. Besides being an interesting look into grief and the way we cope, last season’s turn into Twin Peaks territory has turned it into my favorite series. Let Justin Theroux douche on if that’s what he is as long as that series continues.

While that sounds like stern but fair policy for you and your coworkers at Dunder-Mifflin, thankfully nobody cares what the assistant to the regional manager thinks about baseball.

“I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes!”

I mean, sure, Sean Lennon has Yoko for a mom, but his dad was John Lennon! He missed out on dad’s musical talent but got plenty of his treating-women-like-shit genes.

You might have bigger things on your plate that morning as the oceans turn to blood, fire rains down from above, and an army of the undead appears out of the Atlantic and begins to cut a swath through the country.

+1 green smoothie

Yup.

What Schlafly will be remembered for

I read one other comment of yours, and it turns out I was right on the money. Now after your reply, we can add “fake tough guy” to “cowering boot licker”, which makes sense since the two almost always go hand in hand. Looking forward to seeing what else you reveal about yourself.

Having provided zero information or argument, I can still tell you are a cowering bootlicker.

Cool. If you want to conflate a tuneless, terrible song with all of that, then that’s on you. I believe it’s more respectful to honor our troops with something badass that will actually get them PUMPED, like Kenny Loggins’ “Dangerzone”.

Do these people stand up and salute the flag when they’re watching at home? Why not? If they dvr the game, do they fast forward through the anthem? My guess is they do. Could it be that the people in an uproar over this don’t actually give a shit, want athletes held to a higher standard than themselves, and just want…