1. How do you know how “most people [you] know who are younger than 35 years old” jack off?

How do you know this?

Not knowing what swiss cheese is is indefensible. You stop it right now!

Are you drunk?

I’d see a doctor about this standing problem you have. It doesn’t sound like it has anything to do with PP.

I was going to say you don’t know much about the Cosby allegations, and that you should read up on it further. But, actually, it’s pretty clear you don’t know anything about most of the topics you’re bringing up from the legal process fascism to drugs to Bob Dylan. So, fuck it, just keep typing the first words to leak…

Came here for this comment.

That you are. Step away from the computer.

I’d put Dedication 2 at #1, but I’ve got no beef with this list. Nice job.

Communists.

How many people do you think work at this cake shop and are affected by this fine?

No, because their actions violate state law. What you’re asking for is called “letting it slide”. Fuck that.

In theory, you’re right, but in practice, no.

WHOOOOOOOSH!!!

Oh, man. This hits the sweet spot for bad comments. Not even counting the typos that render this shit difficult to read, you’ve got random capitalization and the argument that since laws weren’t broken, stealing land and murdering natives were all on the level. And then you’ve got the “B-b-b-but, I’m 1/64th Cherokee”…

How convenient for you.

Nope. Wrong. Read e36Jeff’s comment again and as often as you need until you understand it.

You’ve been told why you’re wrong repeatedly, and yet here you are still running your stupid mouth. Don’t make promises you’re not willing to keep.

This is the only correct response. Some people don’t deserve to be debated.

So, I’m sure you’re aware this judge has to remain professional in an awkward situation that she initiated out of fondness for her former playground friend, but you thought it was incumbent upon her to show more emotion? Not only that, she also should’ve used her limited time to make a statement about institutional…