For what it’s worth, I’m first generation Cuban-American, and I don’t understand what the fuck my relatives are saying half the time.

No shit? I actually skimmed his wikipedia to see if he did, in fact, play, but I missed that. Cool factoid, even if it does semi-invalidate my point.

Bob Costas is a goddamned tool, but announcers don’t necessarily have to have played the game to be knowledgeable and great. Case in point: Vin Scully is the best.

The smiley face makes me like you. I shall go get fucked now.

I laughed, then yelled at my TV when MJ said he disagreed with Kerr’s assessment that Game 4 was not a must-win. Kerr was being a bit cheeky, but was correctly saying that only elimination games are must-wins. YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR, & YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT WORDS MEAN, MARK!!! Now, go get blackmailed by another…

Literally? Like, a ref was grilling some steak or something, and Lebron got on top of it? In the middle of the court? How did I miss that?

Spoken like someone who clearly has any and all options available to him.

Sorry, pal, but literally anything is a good excuse to miss the anthem. Extra swings? Fine. Getting a hotdog? Sure. Wanna jack off for the 3rd time today? Totally cool.

You’re in for some world class entertainment. I envy you being able to watch it with fresh eyes.

Considering Gibson was no saint, and you and OP are wishing Parkinson’s on everybody, let’s just call you all assholes and be done with it.

I’ve always loved live music, yet have always hated festivals. I was born 55 years old.

Was about to buy one, and then I remembered I live in California.

Was about to buy one, and then I remembered I live in California.

I made a popcorn, honey, red onion, mayo, and sriracha sandwich once when I was stoned and with limited ingredients. I sometimes will make one and eat it in the bathroom, lest my wife see and subject me to her disgusted ridicule.

Look at this jabroni who doesn't even know what a jamoke is.

I get having her appear in the commercial, but why have her narrate it? A goddamned baked potato has a more riveting voice.

The addict in your family sounds like an asshole, as well as someone suffering from a disease, a distinction supported by most medical professionals. Unlike other diseases, there's other economic & social factors complicating matters, but there are plenty of studies supporting the disease model. I have alcoholics in…

Nope. Simple mistake, but you're a moron & a racist, though.

When the viewer spends more time watching commercials & old men discussing the previous play than actual displays of athleticism, the sport has a problem.

Football has now essentially become watching old men adjudicate ever-changing rules. Close games are more often than not determined by some flag or non-call, the losing team's fan base has a valid argument they were jobbed & complain, and the whole thing repeats the following week. This sport used to be entertaining &…