Failing upwards is the moonwalk for old, rich white guys.

You know, I just saw the Bo Jackson 30 for 30 recently, so it just stuck out in my head. I'm a big baseball fan, so I was delighted to learn this little factoid. I'm not too sure what Frank Thomas' deal was. Thanks for being a cool dude about shit. It's a rare thing online these days.

I'm gonna split hairs here, because if there was a sport that Bo Jackson would've considered a hobby, it was football. Besides initially choosing baseball over football after the Bucs lied to him & fucked his NCAA baseball eligibility, he only played football for the Raiders once his baseball season was over.

This comment needs a bajilllion more stars.

Being a perfectionist, Idina should know there are nowhere near 3,000,000 notes in a two & a half hour performance. Other than that, yeah, she hit one bad note, and then the losers crawled out of their spider holes & gave their two cents. Ms. Menzel spent her NYE giving a performance for millions of viewers, while her…

The truth right here. My idea of a vacation is seeing the fewest amount of people as possible. What isn't a vacation is feeling forced to wanly smile at the owners every time you pass them in the hall.

This is not your sports blog.

The problem is that... the tail is tastier than the lobster's claws

Stick a thousand fucking lobster tails up your shitter, you pussy. Asshole.

You are not a smart man.

So good. +1

Aaaaand here come the morons who don't read so well.

Christ, man. Read the comment until the end.

Read!

Make sure you read all the way until the end of the comment before you post.

Never thought I'd say these words, but, goddamit, Oprah Winfrey's Vagina speaks the truth!

Explaining your ideas only made them stupider.

Psssst. Nobody likes you. Women think you're a creep, and your friends merely tolerate you.

So, in your mind, being sensitive to other people's feelings and experiences (which is really what dickwads call "political correctness") is sad, and mentioning Tupac just to denigrate hip-hop is a smart move. Your mind sucks. Remind me never to visit again.

Man, you're soft.