Hahaha. I didn't know my stupid racist uncle was a Deadspin commenter. See you for Xmas dinner!

Two things I'm sure of:

Yeah, right, pizza boy.

Won't someone think of the hundreds of people who weren't killed, but hypothetically could be (but realistically won't be) from the release of The Interview? Women need to stop being so hysterical about the real threats of bodily harm they receive every day. We good people need to be more concerned about the health &…

I agree. He should stay with his frigid girlfriend in their loveless relationship until he inevitably cheats on her since she's completely uninterested in him sexually. That would be the mature thing to do.

Why are you so bigoted against non-shitheads?

You do know football is not Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots, right? These are human beings with opinions using their celebrity as a platform, which is appropriate, especially when it comes to issues that are (gasp!) more important than football could ever be. Deal with it.

Isn't that a light chicken gravy?

So, your understanding of history is that it was a magical time when everyone got to say whatever they wanted without fear of repercussions or even a rebuttal? OK.

I think you just wrote the elevator pitch for Weekend at Bernie's 4: The Sky's The Limit.

Just swear, man. Really. Just say "bullshit", "pissing", and "fucking". We won't tell your mom. Honest.

Yuzuru Hanyu deeply regrets the role he played in the incident that night.

You are correct. Albert is wrong. It really is that simple.

What's adorable is SteveGleason is pounding you into submission, and you're still coming back for more thinking you can make some sort of cutting point here. Precious. I wanna pinch your cheeks.

At 2:20, he's pretending to play his guitar, but it's not plugged in. I'm not sure if this was a guitar tech snafu, as he looks annoyed as he plugs the cable in. Anyone else catch that?

Thinking is hard, isn't it?

This is the only rebuttal needed. Brevity wins the day. Candy corn is good.

You don't know shit about the Dominican Republic & have never been there, so I'll just stop you right there.

Since you asked so nicely (and with all caps, the true mark of a staggering intellect), here's why your original comment reads as scumbaggy at worst or merely stupid at best: it brings absolutely nothing to the…

Watch out. Idiots like you are not a protected class.

I dunno. Blanco wasn't much help.