This one time I got offered a seat in the bus multiple times on account of my unexistent pregnancy. I think I yelled DUDE I’M NOT PREGNANT. Then some other time I was just too tired to argue and went with it. I think I said I was three months along and no I don’t know the gender and eh I hope it’s a girl. People need…
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He’s no cunt... he lacks depth and warmth.
No one will read this bc it’s gray, but my 3-year-old daughter and I like to look at the stars before bedtime. I told her recently that we’re all literally starstuff - carbon-based lifeforms and all. As we were watching one bright one the other night, she turned to me and said, “I wonder when that one will come down…
Some theorists believe that the setting of Gilligan’s Island is not an island, but rather Hell, and that its sinful inhabitants all perished in the crash of the S.S. Minnow. According to this theory, each character on Gilligan’s Island represents one of the Seven Deadly Sins. The millionaire Mr. Howell represents…
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Last week, our beloved writer Mark Shrayber and his now-husband Allen Corona became the first couple to complete the…
We need a mandatory high school class in workers rights in this country. Like the year that you’re eligible to work you attend a class where they talk about minimum wage, hourly pay and wage theft, sexual harassment, workplace injuries and your rights in regards to them, and all the other crap that can happen on the…
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You don’t sound very American. Probably support some Communist/Socialist/Democrat/Muslin.
I never understood how a guy could fumble with opening a condom wrapper. For me, it’s the equivalent of NASCAR pit crews putting a new tire on the car because it’s business time goddamnit!!
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Old school West Coast rap fans who are also feminists are having a rough month, not that it’s ever been a…