Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Thank you for the fact check.

The actual report addresses the fact that access to college is heavily tied to parental income in the US. The report does not cite inadequate K-12 public education as a reason for income inequality in the US.  U.S. Public Schools Are Not Failing. They’re Among the Best in the World

LOOK DIPSHIT, THE WOMAN WAS SPEAKING NOT-ENGLISH! NOT EVERYONE WENT TO SOME FANCY LIBERAL COLLEGE WHERE THEY TEACH YOU TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SOMEONE SPEAKING MEXICAN AND SOMEONE SPEAKING CANADIAN. FOR ALL HE KNEW, SHE SNUCK OVER FROM MONTREAL. HE’S A REAL WORKING MAN, NOT AN IVORY TOWER LIBERAL THAT CAN TELL…

This is the only question I have from the entire account: how the hell else do you pronounce “Kelly”?!?

I lived in the US and the UK and never met anyone who pronounced it any differently.

This profoundly alarmed me, that “Kelly” might be like “Sioban” and pronounced absolutely nothing like it’s spelt, and I’ve been making an idiot of myself my entire life.

Yeah how else do you pronounce Kelly? Key-lee maybe?

...all of whom pronounced my name like it rhymed with “telly”...

Those poor dogs.

Maybe they should keep focusing on their huge backlog of rape kits before dedicating resources and manpower to this weird ass minority report bullshit.

I think I hit the holy grail of boyfriends, because Mr. Yacht not only doesn’t mind going down on me, there are days where he all but demands it. I mean, obviously, if I’m not in the mood, he’s not gonna try and force me, but I can’t actually think of a time where he’s headed that direction and I’ve been like, “Sorry…

for the culling of sacs, to be sure.

2nd try: