And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

That explains this headline...

Amazing how almost every other country in the entire world manages paid maternity leave, and for longer periods of time than we do in the US, and yet some beaurocrat can always argue how it’ll kill businesses and jobs. What a load of steaming poo.

“Guys view everything as a competition,” he elaborates with his deep, reassuring voice. “Who’s slept with the best, hottest girls?”

If this happens again tell them this is how you got it....

My sister and I were just saying that if we were guys we’d probably get our dicks stuck in things in a non sexual way just to see if they fit.

A guy who has no problem fucking his children’s nanny has probably stuck his dick in a hundred other places. He just got caught this time because you don’t shit where you sleep.

Most teachers I know, myself included, are all for later start times. Without fail, the first period I teach every day is a total waste because they are all half asleep. And we start at 8:20. (For reference, middle school in the Bay Area)

So sports can have 3 hours of practice after school.

This reminds me of a story my fiance told me about traveling in Italy. One day he was on a fairly busy road that came to a stand-still for hours. He said people opened their trunks and pulled out picnic baskets and wine and enjoyed the sunshine roadside. He’s an east coast kid so this absolutely shocked him. I…

How to start your day like Mocena:

Suggestion to casting department:

Cardigan? Holy hell, I wear that for the train! In the office I wear the artic polar zip-up fleece. As for my nose? My poor drippy nose...well, I usually stop feeling it by about 10:30 am. I’m considering one of those ski/serial killer eye cutout masks. When I finally completely lose my goddamned mind to the…

Yeah it’s ridiculous. If people want to be responsible sane adults who go and hang out at gun ranges doing target practice or who want to hunt with a license in designated areas that’s really their prerogative. But there really is no oversight for people who can or cannot purchase firearms. I mean if I get a ticket up…

Now we have UberChristianReichRectum Mike Huckabee willing to use Federale troops to stop abortions if elected Chancellor President.

Fuck off with your #NotAllAntiabortionists bullshit.

I was going to start my own reply with the same phrase, so if it’s cool I will leave it your thread;

It had 2 flush settings, 2 bidet options, a deodorizer and a seat warmer with temperature control. kind of like this one. A warm toilet seat in the morning is surprisingly pleasant.

I spent two summers working there in college. It’s my favorite place on Earth. :)