This is exactly I stay my ass home i’m already terrified.

My favorite animal gone wrong selfie. It doesn’t even have to be an animal that others considered “dangerous.” The squirrel won.

That sounds both scary and magical. :)

I was at the Grand Canyon in May and got into a fight with a woman who first tried to feed an Elk. I told her that she wasn’t allowed to do that. She said “really?” and kept trying. I yelled, it is illegal and stupid! Then after I stopped her from trying to feed the elk, she walked right up to the poor thing, inching…

But this armadillo just wants to snuggle WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID MY NOSE JUST FALL OFF MY FACE

I almost beat a woman with my camera in Yellowstone once. She kept inching closer and closer to a bison and I told her she needed to back up. She responded, “Oh, they must be so used to people by now.” When I told her that, no, they aren’t, that they are quite dangerous and can charge at up to 35 mph, she looked…

I will await further news from cat HQ ...

Sure, let me get this high-pressure hose.

That makes sense to me. We have about ten bookcases (we need more). I don’t always alphabetize fiction, but I group it by author. (The bookcase by my side of the bed has the books I want to read when I’m sick in bed or can’t sleep, so my Heyer, Sayers, Terry Pratchett, and Wodehouse live there.) We also group some by…

I have... 8 freestanding & 4 built in. I organize books by genre/author, but not alphabetically. Like, Shirley Jackson & HP Lovecraft are on the same shelf, as are PD James and Ruth Rendell. Kids books are divided into comic, picture book, storybook, and classics. Then there are professional books (his & hers,…

He’s learned about cuddling.

He’ll bite you if you move or try to pet him while he does it - but he likes to cuddle, now.

Who alphabetizes a shelf at home?

“Look at what you made us do”?

But, what about the guy on the subway? “I have no legs. *shakes can*” That and the girl being raped on the couch are my most vivid memories of that movie.

I guess they probably felt they wanted to make some sort of broader point or comment on society at the time and such topics, but I think (I didn’t see it, but just going from the explanation they gave) this was not the best way to do that. There’s a difference between using fictional characters as a basis for…

How can it feel right to insinuate someone was a rapist without a shred of evidence he was? I know the man is dead but, seriously, how was this not cut out at any point in editing this.

It always upsets me when he eats live animals. Like, dude, you have a whole crew of people there with you, don’t actually eat the poor lizard/snake/insect because this is not really necessary for your survival. Just tell us that one can eat one if one has to, but don’t kill a small animal for our entertainment. Like,…

Millennials are also way more into porn categories such as cosplay, hentai, pov, anime and “emo” (shrug) than older generations, who are currently wondering what all that stuff is, anyway.

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

Dear Justice Ginsburg, Thank YOU for your artistry and caring. You’ve made this great country a vastly greater place. Sincerely, Everyone