Is Keegan Allen trying to Yoko us?

Like this:

The Jared Leto Tattooed Joker has gone far enough. No more tattoos on Batman!

how often do you think he calls Matt Damon up to party, and how often does Matt Damon actually respond?

“I'm Backtatman"

Fig leaves. Animal skins.

I prefer YoSaffBridge’s Bible to that one.

I ate all of these yesterday, and a cronut, and two macarons and now I am dead.

What should have been a routine trip back from Mexico became The Flights from Hell, due to flight delays, lack of plane delays, absent crew delays, Immigration went to lunch delays, weather delays, further lack of plane and crew delays, etc. Everyone was pretty chill though, and I think that was in part due to the…

WOW FUCK YOU ELLIE

Delightful.

I was also p oblivious as a child.

She be watching the throne.

The funniest ones are usually starving.

Exactly! You can get all tingle pants but still tell yourself “eh, he probably hates Mexican food” and get back to work.

Fine then. Watch my 49 minute youtube video called “Why feminists are ruining gaming” where I talk about that one girl who didn’t date me that one time. Also, I don’t play video games.

An apt analogy:

So basically their response to a rant about women getting treated like shit online is to treat women like shit online...?

Perspective was discovered in the 15th century, yet here we are, half a millenia later, arguing that that’s too short to be a golf club.